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Friday, April 25, 2014

How inconsiderate of Auntie to hold her funeral during a golf game

Fore! How inconsiderate of Aunt Zeituni! Barack has a golf date...

Barack Obama Skipped Aunt's Funeral; Went Golfing Instead

Obama did NOT attend the funeral of his late aunt ZEITUNI ONYANGO. Instead, he went GOLFING.

After Zeituni Onyango, the woman OBAMA once called Auntie, died in a South Boston nursing home this month, her closest relatives gathered her belongings at her nearby apartment. There, framed photographs of her with the President covered the wall.

Weeping before a polished wood coffin at her wake this past Saturday, they described Ms. Onyango, the half-sister of the President’s father, as “the spirit of the OBAMA family” and talked about raising money to send her body back to Kenya. Mr. Obama sent a condolence note, Ms. Onyango’s family members said, but the President did NOT attend, as he was GOLFING.
What an ungrateful moron. Look for Obama to be the first American President to be buried in Kenya. More here (Hat Tip: Jack W).


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3 Comments:

At 11:34 AM, Blogger Shy Guy said...

Let us concede that it takes a lotta balls to play golf and skip your own aunt's funeral.

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger mrzee said...

I'd rather he went golfing than come to my funeral.

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger southcentralpa said...

I don't know about burial in Kenya, but I am convinced his Presidential Library will have a "neener-neener" wing, which will feature such things as the records showing he was admitted to Oxy as a foreign student, perhaps the records that definitively prove he was born in Hawaii but never legally changed his name back from Sotero, his crappy university grades, and some sort of confession that "Dreams" was ghost-written by Ayers ...

 

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